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iamnotsorry.

Tags: thought

the pencil and eraser talk

  • Pencil: I'm sorry
  • Eraser: For what? You didn't do anything wrong.
  • Pencil: I'm sorry because you get hurt because of me. Whenever I made a mistake, you're always there to erase it. But as you make my mistakes vanish, you lose a part of yourself. You get smaller and smaller each time.
  • Eraser: That's true. But I don't really mind. You see, I was made to do this. I was made to help you whenever you do something wrong. Even though one day, I know I'll be gone and you'll replace me with a new one, I'm actually happy with my job. So please, stop worrying. I hate seeing you sad.
WHATEVERMAN
SOURCE: TIM LAHAN

WHATEVERMAN

SOURCE: TIM LAHAN

Where I come from, we believe all sorts of things that aren’t true. We call it “history”.
— The Wizard of Oz, Wicked The Musical
Reblogged from Words & Lyrics
Tags: thought funny

a kid needs a hoop

  • Jerry: Barney, what is going on?
  • Barney: This is mine.
  • Jerry: I don't understand.
  • Barney: JJ gets a childhood, a dad, a real family, and a basketball hoop? No, no, I at least get the hoop, I'm taking it with me.
  • Jerry: Please, just come down and talk to me.
  • Barney: Why? Why should I? You're lame, okay? You're just some lame, suburban dad.
  • Jerry: Why does that make you so mad?
  • Barney: Because if you were going to be some [agitated] lame, suburban dad, why couldn't you have been that for me!?!?
  • - Legendaddy. How I Met Your Mother.
wrists:

(by aliceje)
Reblogged from Taste Bud

My Friends, My Dear Friends

Ever considered the sea?

I heard you had to be strong.

Why not float around with me?

It won’t take you so long.

Tags: lyrics thought
Jessica Day, your absolute Manic-Pixie-Dream-Girl character to date.

“that bubbly, shallow cinematic creature that exists solely in the fevered imaginations of sensitive writer-directors to teach broodingly soulful young men to embrace life and its infinite mysteries and adventures.”
Nathan Rabin

Jessica Day, your absolute Manic-Pixie-Dream-Girl character to date.

“that bubbly, shallow cinematic creature that exists solely in the fevered imaginations of sensitive writer-directors to teach broodingly soulful young men to embrace life and its infinite mysteries and adventures.”

Nathan Rabin

Judging others makes us blind, whereas love is illuminating. By judging others we blind ourselves to our own evil and to the grace which others are just as entitled to as we are.
Dietrich Bonhoeffer
Tags: quotes
And I’m sorry young man, I cannot be your friend.
I don’t believe in a fairy tale end.
Tags: lyrics thought